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Protection From Assholes Crystal Sticker

Protection From Assholes Crystal Sticker

Add some fun and sarcasm to your favorite things with our unique stickers.  These water-resistant high-quality stickers can be used to decorate just about anything: laptop, locker, notebook, planner, journal, tumbler…the possibilities are endless! 

Measuring approximately 2.7" wide x 1.8" tall

Made to last, our stickers are printed on durable vinyl, overlaid with a protective glossy laminate, and individually die-cut.  Designed and handmade in Colorado, USA. 

Regular price $3.00 USD
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Durable vinyl and laminate.


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Order Processing

Our products are all handmade to order. We try to get orders out as quickly as possible, lead time may be as much as 5 business days. Once products are made, orders are carefully packaged and shipped, you will then receive a tracking number via email.


Shipping charges will be added at checkout. Free shipping will be applied to all domestic orders of $35 or more. 

A tracking number will be emailed to you when order is complete, at this point package will be dropped off to the carrier within 24 hours. Shipping transit time then depends on your location, but is estimated between 3-5 business days within the US.

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